Post by Rain | Scorch | Silver on Jul 31, 2016 5:41:54 GMT
I decided to make a derpy story! Please enjoy!
Allegiances:
RainbowClan:
Fairystar - purple she-cat with rainbow eyes
Deputy: Prettyrose - pink tom with red eyes
Medicine cat: Catmint - nice she-cat with fur made out of cat mint
Warriors:
Snottail - grey tom with green tail tip that he wipes his nose on
Sparklesong - white she-cat with purple eyes that sings
Starflame - blue she-cat with sparkly eyes
Cutetwinkle - black tom with cute yellow eyes
Liontiger - huge golden tom with black stripes
Honeywink - yellow she-cat with one eye
Grumpycat - Guess.
Apprentices:
Pawpaw - normal she-cat with 5 paws
Bestpaw - she-cat or tom idk with pretty patterns in fur
Butterflypaw - crazy.
Beepaw - The only normal tom.
No other cats
chapter 1
Beepaw grimaced as Snottail wandered past, tail trailing green slime. Pawpaw followed eargerly. "What are we going to do today?" She asked happily, bouncing along but careful not to step in the slime. "Today we are going to learn how to fly." Snottail smiled and grew amazing wings then he flew away. Pawpaw flapped after him.
"I'm surrounded by idiots with starry-eyed sparkle-thoughts!" Beepaw wailed, slumping down as Honeywink and Prettyrose skipped past. They threw roses onto the ground as they skipped, holding hands. Beepaw hissed in annoyance as Grumpycat grumbled by, flicking the petals from the stone path. "I know we are." Grumpycat growled. He must have heard Beepaw's remark. "Tbh I wanna run away." (Instert Runaway/You and I song here.) "I think I might come." Beepaw groaned, trotting off to find his mentor.
Catmint smiled as he walked by. Pausing, the apprentice turned to her, pawing the ground impatiently. "Do you know where Sparklesong is?" He asked, wincing as he spoke the name. "No, I don't!" Catmint sang happily. "But you can ask me!" With another moan, Beepaw darted away and began to track the crazy singing she-cat.
First he searched the forest and found no sign of his mentor. But again her searched, and heard a horrible purring voice. Spinning around, Beepaw saw, to his horror, the she-cat. Her white fur shone and her purple eyes gleamed as she sang. Well, more like howled bee-brained words. He poked her sharply. "Hey, we need to train!" The apprentice shouted. "Go with Snottail!" She replied. "He's teaching Pawpaw to fly and sing!" Beepaw had had enough. He ran off, far from the voices, far from the happiness, and Grumpycat joined him. Together, they sheltered under a tree for the night. Grumpycat was humming something.
"What's that tune?" Beepaw asked. Suddenly Grumpycat began yowling a song. Beepaw wailed and climbed up a tree. Then he fell, and died, and joined StarClan, which was worse than RainbowClan.
Stay tuned for more stupid stories!
Chapter 2
"Welcome to StarClan." Rows upon rows of cats greeted Beepaw. "But it is not yet your time." A blue-gray Tom added. "We will send you back, and grant you a new life." And then the cats swirled upwards, and Beepaw woke up, toes splayed, claws unsheathed and deep into the leaves they had sunk. He saw a pile of fur stir.
"You're back already?" Grumpy cat moaned, stretching. Beepaw narrowed his eyes, a small hiss escaping his jaws. He whipped around and stalked back to camp, where he sneaked into his den and his beneath a pile of moss. The damp, musty smell wa shtick and gross, but he stood his ground. Suddenly Pawpaw skipped in, fifth leg trailing behind. Beepaw tensed, peeking through a small hole. Pawpaw sat in a nest and began to wipe her nose along the moss, leaving trailed of wet green stuff, like her father Snottail. Beepaw gasped and burrowed deeper into the heap.
"Tonight." He planned. "Tonight we ride."
DUN DUN DAAAAA
Beepaw nodded to the army lined up behind him, turning his horse with a tug of the reins. "Kill them all or die trying! Take no prisoners!" He ordered. Then he turned his horse, a huge black thing either a glossy pelt and neat mane. All the horses behind him were like this. "For Starclan, and for our sanity!" He screamed, then galloped down the slope and pointed his lance.
Already cats were falling. Prettyrose slashed at a warrior of the Beepaw Empire, while Sparklesong bellowed a note so high it made a few horses fall. But Brambletooth and Willownose of the Beepaw Empire boring down Bestpaw with their swords. Proudly, Beepaw sliced and stabbed at cats as he passed. Then he wa sknocked off his horse by a mysterious force, landing with a thud. Then the world went black and he opened his eyes with a yawn.
"That dream." He murmured groggily, "was so crazy. Imagine if that was real!" He stood up and slipped outside, about to tell some cats about his dream until he saw Snottail. "Dark Forest no..." He moaned.
Allegiances:
RainbowClan:
Fairystar - purple she-cat with rainbow eyes
Deputy: Prettyrose - pink tom with red eyes
Medicine cat: Catmint - nice she-cat with fur made out of cat mint
Warriors:
Snottail - grey tom with green tail tip that he wipes his nose on
Sparklesong - white she-cat with purple eyes that sings
Starflame - blue she-cat with sparkly eyes
Cutetwinkle - black tom with cute yellow eyes
Liontiger - huge golden tom with black stripes
Honeywink - yellow she-cat with one eye
Grumpycat - Guess.
Apprentices:
Pawpaw - normal she-cat with 5 paws
Bestpaw - she-cat or tom idk with pretty patterns in fur
Butterflypaw - crazy.
Beepaw - The only normal tom.
No other cats
chapter 1
Beepaw grimaced as Snottail wandered past, tail trailing green slime. Pawpaw followed eargerly. "What are we going to do today?" She asked happily, bouncing along but careful not to step in the slime. "Today we are going to learn how to fly." Snottail smiled and grew amazing wings then he flew away. Pawpaw flapped after him.
"I'm surrounded by idiots with starry-eyed sparkle-thoughts!" Beepaw wailed, slumping down as Honeywink and Prettyrose skipped past. They threw roses onto the ground as they skipped, holding hands. Beepaw hissed in annoyance as Grumpycat grumbled by, flicking the petals from the stone path. "I know we are." Grumpycat growled. He must have heard Beepaw's remark. "Tbh I wanna run away." (Instert Runaway/You and I song here.) "I think I might come." Beepaw groaned, trotting off to find his mentor.
Catmint smiled as he walked by. Pausing, the apprentice turned to her, pawing the ground impatiently. "Do you know where Sparklesong is?" He asked, wincing as he spoke the name. "No, I don't!" Catmint sang happily. "But you can ask me!" With another moan, Beepaw darted away and began to track the crazy singing she-cat.
First he searched the forest and found no sign of his mentor. But again her searched, and heard a horrible purring voice. Spinning around, Beepaw saw, to his horror, the she-cat. Her white fur shone and her purple eyes gleamed as she sang. Well, more like howled bee-brained words. He poked her sharply. "Hey, we need to train!" The apprentice shouted. "Go with Snottail!" She replied. "He's teaching Pawpaw to fly and sing!" Beepaw had had enough. He ran off, far from the voices, far from the happiness, and Grumpycat joined him. Together, they sheltered under a tree for the night. Grumpycat was humming something.
"What's that tune?" Beepaw asked. Suddenly Grumpycat began yowling a song. Beepaw wailed and climbed up a tree. Then he fell, and died, and joined StarClan, which was worse than RainbowClan.
Stay tuned for more stupid stories!
Chapter 2
"Welcome to StarClan." Rows upon rows of cats greeted Beepaw. "But it is not yet your time." A blue-gray Tom added. "We will send you back, and grant you a new life." And then the cats swirled upwards, and Beepaw woke up, toes splayed, claws unsheathed and deep into the leaves they had sunk. He saw a pile of fur stir.
"You're back already?" Grumpy cat moaned, stretching. Beepaw narrowed his eyes, a small hiss escaping his jaws. He whipped around and stalked back to camp, where he sneaked into his den and his beneath a pile of moss. The damp, musty smell wa shtick and gross, but he stood his ground. Suddenly Pawpaw skipped in, fifth leg trailing behind. Beepaw tensed, peeking through a small hole. Pawpaw sat in a nest and began to wipe her nose along the moss, leaving trailed of wet green stuff, like her father Snottail. Beepaw gasped and burrowed deeper into the heap.
"Tonight." He planned. "Tonight we ride."
DUN DUN DAAAAA
Beepaw nodded to the army lined up behind him, turning his horse with a tug of the reins. "Kill them all or die trying! Take no prisoners!" He ordered. Then he turned his horse, a huge black thing either a glossy pelt and neat mane. All the horses behind him were like this. "For Starclan, and for our sanity!" He screamed, then galloped down the slope and pointed his lance.
Already cats were falling. Prettyrose slashed at a warrior of the Beepaw Empire, while Sparklesong bellowed a note so high it made a few horses fall. But Brambletooth and Willownose of the Beepaw Empire boring down Bestpaw with their swords. Proudly, Beepaw sliced and stabbed at cats as he passed. Then he wa sknocked off his horse by a mysterious force, landing with a thud. Then the world went black and he opened his eyes with a yawn.
"That dream." He murmured groggily, "was so crazy. Imagine if that was real!" He stood up and slipped outside, about to tell some cats about his dream until he saw Snottail. "Dark Forest no..." He moaned.