Post by katurmelon on Jun 15, 2016 18:20:40 GMT
R O A S T I N G T I M E!!!1!
i tried to be in-with-the-kids okay.
warning: this is intended to be a harmless roast not directed at anybody. if you get offended very easily then go away.
ok let's begin
I start my roast with some low flames, slowly rotating the victim. "who's the victim? you ask.
simple.
it's feral-heart roleplayers.
I'll admit, I'm poking some fun at myself too.
we have four categories of feral-heart warrior cat roleplayers.
the weeaboos
the memes
the evil ones
and
the serious wolf-speak ones
the weeaboos, always say "xD" "c:" "owo" and talk about anime or whatever. u know. the ones who seem kind of illiterate at first and then wham! they're super literate
the memes are dank. very tumblr. most of them are probably lgbt+ and there's nothing wrong with that
the evil ones always use pirate speak like "yer" or "ay" in every.sentence. it's a bit annoying. also use "
xD"
they also turn every single character as a short tempered, mean, rude character and think it's cool.
...moving on
the serious wolf speak ones are show-offs basically. cats don't know what a banner is!! pls!! let me live in peace!!
and then u have the clueless ones
they use character names from the books, have "f" or "m" in their name tag. weird/plain pelt colors/designs.
like they're okay and usually noobs and just started, so i give 'em pity.
i'm not saying im better than these people, i'm a mix of all of 'em. just poking some fun.
this was the lamest roast ever kat please stop
warning: this is intended to be a harmless roast not directed at anybody. if you get offended very easily then go away.
ok let's begin
I start my roast with some low flames, slowly rotating the victim. "who's the victim? you ask.
simple.
it's feral-heart roleplayers.
I'll admit, I'm poking some fun at myself too.
we have four categories of feral-heart warrior cat roleplayers.
the weeaboos
the memes
the evil ones
and
the serious wolf-speak ones
the weeaboos, always say "xD" "c:" "owo" and talk about anime or whatever. u know. the ones who seem kind of illiterate at first and then wham! they're super literate
the memes are dank. very tumblr. most of them are probably lgbt+ and there's nothing wrong with that
the evil ones always use pirate speak like "yer" or "ay" in every.sentence. it's a bit annoying. also use "
xD"
they also turn every single character as a short tempered, mean, rude character and think it's cool.
...moving on
the serious wolf speak ones are show-offs basically. cats don't know what a banner is!! pls!! let me live in peace!!
and then u have the clueless ones
they use character names from the books, have "f" or "m" in their name tag. weird/plain pelt colors/designs.
like they're okay and usually noobs and just started, so i give 'em pity.
i'm not saying im better than these people, i'm a mix of all of 'em. just poking some fun.